Collection: Rude Anniversary Gifts For Your Lesbian Partner
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Forehead Tattoo - Cock
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Age
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Dog
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Badge - Cat
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Magnet - Dog
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Magnet - Cat
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Coaster - Cat
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Magnet - Moist
2 reviews4.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Sticker - Bum Flower Girl
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Overview
The basic answer is that you want to get her something that will make her giggle and will also be useful in some way. I find that the best way to make someone smile is to give them something they will use, so every time they do it reminds them of the person who gave it. Or in this case, a funny or happy moment. There are several rude gifts for lesbians, the most popular being something that refers to a certain activity we all know about. Or perhaps you want something more subtle and suggestive. Read on and I’ll help you decide.
What sort of gift do you want?
We have quite a broad range of gifts for lesbian couples, from very direct and specific things to much more subtle and suggestive things. For example, you could get her a simple pretty candle which has a nicely scented wax, or perhaps one of our mugs with something silly printed on it (if you’re not sure which one to get it’s probably best to go for whatever is the most popular).
Or maybe you want something that is really direct and more of an instruction than a suggestion! We have plenty of those sorts of things too.
So really the first thing you need to decide here is what sort of gift it should be, based on what she would like and also what sort of thing you want her to do.
How can you make sure she likes it?
This depends on how well you know her really. If this is someone you’ve been with for many years then hopefully you’ve got some idea what she likes! If not then as above I recommend going for one of our most popular ones.
If however this is a relatively new relationship then it’s a bit trickier – if this is the case then I guess I’d recommend getting something more subtle so there’s less risk she’ll be offended or freaked-out by your suggestion.
I’m sure whatever sort of gift or whatever style you go for she will appreciate the thought and effort you’ve put into choosing it!
What sort of thing would she want?
I’d guess some kind of candle or bath-related thing; these are by far my most popular gifts in general so given that she’s an average woman there’s a good chance she’ll like one of these. In general though candles are very popular gifts; maybe because everyone likes them but doesn’t really think about getting one for themselves… not sure why but this certainly seems to be the case!
Having said this I think there’s a good chance she’ll like any gift – we all love getting gifts don’t we? Especially when they’re well thought out and come with a cute message.
What sort of thing should I write in the note?
If you're struggling with what sort of message to include in your order then don’t worry, most people are! This is one example where women generally have less confidence than men; I can see this from looking at my orders anyway!
Most men end up writing something silly and light-hearted whereas women tend to write something much more sweet.
Maybe this is just because women tend to buy gifts for men more than men buy gifts for women, but either way if you need help just ask me!
Summary
In general I recommend going for some kind of candle or bath-related thing, simply because these are my most popular products; everyone seems to like getting them as gifts!
Or as I said before just pick any product that has been sold lots – if you're not sure which ones these are just take a look at each product page, they all show how many have been sold.