How can I wish my crazy friend a happy birthday?
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Table of Contents
- Overview
- Introduction
- Choose the right message
- What about some kind of silly gift?
- Or do they really need to be insulted?
- Where should I have it delivered?
Overview
I recommend you think about the sorts of things your friend likes and dislikes, and then choose a message that will amuse or offend her. If you know her well enough I’m sure you’ve got a good idea.
Introduction
When in doubt just think of the sort of thing she would say to you. Is she always making fun of you, or do you just want to buy her something that she’ll genuinely like?
Choose the right message
If you are looking for a gift for one of your weird friends, I expect it’s because you want to either insult her or buy her something funny that she’ll actually like. I guess the first thing to think about is what sort of sense of humour she has. Does she really like offensive or just silly things? Or maybe we should be considering what sort of thing she doesn’t like. If I was buying a gift for someone I don’t like, I’d definitely go for some sort of silly or offensive present. Or maybe something weird that nobody would like?
What about some kind of silly gift?
This is probably the most popular sort of gift; as most people have at least a little bit fo a sense of humour, so there is probably something that will make her giggle.
I think the most popular option is to just get some kind of silly gift which they’ll find amusing. Most people will enjoy getting something like this. The only thing to consider is whether it’s something they’ll actually use (like one of our t-shirts) or just look at (like one of our bottle openers).
The other thing to consider is whether it’s something they might feel embarrassed about using in public, which is often the case with our products. If it’s something they can use at home with their friends though then this probably isn’t an issue.
Or do they really need to be insulted?
This is probably the second most popular choice and is appropriate for those who have the sort of friend who likes insulting people or being insulted herself.
If this is what you’re going for though, make sure she has a good sense of humour otherwise she might not see it as funny! Really though if this describes your friend then pretty much anything from our store will do the trick; especially if it’s one of our t-shirts, which are definitely intended for people who like insulting others.
Where should I have it delivered?
This depends on whether you want her to receive it in private, or with other people around so that she feels more embarrassed. If it’s something silly and harmless it really doesn’t matter, but if it’s more directed and personal perhaps having everyone there when she opens it might feel a bit awkward.
The best thing to do here is to send us a message when you order and we can include a gift note explaining what it’s all about and who sent it.
Dan
LinkedIn profileAfter 25+ years juggling IT and management, Dan realized that many people (including friends, family, and coworkers) were grappling with anxiety and stress brought on by modern life. Determined to offer some comic relief, he founded Mr. Inappropriate, an online store for wonderfully rude and funny adult gifts and cards. Through weekly true stories, naughty product lines, and genuine one-on-one connections with customers, Dan’s mission is to help people safely push social boundaries, share a good laugh, and discover that being a bit “inappropriate” can be surprisingly therapeutic. A proud Yorkshire resident, Dan remains steadfast in his belief that humour is one of the best ways to escape the pressures of everyday life, and that a well-timed, mischievous gift can often o more good than any pill.
