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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover

XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover

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A big pile of all of the things that she is most likely to love on this website.

Just buy this and she will think you spent ages choosing everything. 

If you want to be extra lazy, I'll print a message in the card and send it straight to the recipient, so you don't have to do anything at all!

Bundle includes:

  • Large candle - Tight Wet Pussy
  • Small Candle - Face To Sit On
  • Small Candle - Cunt
  • Card - I Love The Way You Finger Me
  • Wine Labels - ASDA
  • Magnet - Bum Flower Girl
  • Magnet - Cunt
  • Sticker - Cunt Bear
  • Badge -Cunt For The Day Large
  • Badge - Moist - Small
  • Badge - Offended You - Medium
  • Pin - Cunt Bear
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What's inside the card

Nothing but if you tick the checkbox and type in a message I'll print it inside the card for you!

I can even send it directly to your recipient, just add their address as the shipping address when you checkout.

When will I get it?

Look at the estimated delivery times above :)

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes, just add their address as the shipping address when you check out.

We can also print a message in the card if you like, just check the box above and enter your message :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can I alter some aspect of my bundle?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How big is the candle?

The candle measures 10cm diameter by 16cm height and has a burning time of 100 hours.

What does the candle really smell of?

Cosy and lovely coconut! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Are the pubes real?

No sadly, they are synthetic, I'm not allowed to sell body parts.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your bundle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 365 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is the candle made from?

At least 50% of the was in this product is renewable plant-based wax.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What is the candle box made from?

The box is made from quality 380gsm KSC certified Kraft cardboard.

How will it be packaged?

Your bundle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage or possibly biodegradable bubble wrap.

What when the candle is burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What candle safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

How big and thick is the card?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What is the card made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

How big are the badges?

The large badge measures 57mm across.

The medium one is 31mm.

The small one is just 24mm.

How big are the wine labels?

The two wine labels you'll receive measure 90mm x 120mm which is perfect for a normal 700ml bottle of wine.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1359 reviews.

“The quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone!” - Arij Ali, Huddersfield

“I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny, really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!” - Kirsty Millar, Glasgow.

"It took about an hour to pick something on this website as I was laughing so much! Brilliant!!" - Phil Singleton, Hackney

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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