Rude Valentine's Cards
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Remember
5 reviews4.8 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy Original
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found
10 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Come Closer
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking Original
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Card - Sexy Bum
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Warranty
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Man
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Willy Slippery
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flaps Slippery
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Girl
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Horny
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Heart Man
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Spurt
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Hole
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Listen To
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Hard
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Card - I Love Your Boobs
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Valentine's Card - Knotted Cocks
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Valentine's Card - Just The Tip
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - My Heart
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Centre Pussies
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - One-Night Stand
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Centre Cocks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Boner
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Heart Girl
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Nipples
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wet
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Hearts
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Blowjobs
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bit Shit
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wind
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1334 reviewsI have brought lots of these magnets to put inside ‘happy post’ or birthday cards as a little gift that can be posted with no extra postal costs . A discreet but very expressive magnet for ‘c’ word lovers .
This company has some really funny things. I’m always looking for joke pressies for my friends and this Badge Cock didn’t disappoint ( now there’s a sentence I thought I’d never say…!!)
Thank you and I’m sure to be making purchases from you in the future.
One happy customer 😊😊😊
Absolutely thrilled with my labels which I have purchased for my friends birthday.
Great company and fantastic service.
Thank you 🤩
Love this card. Brilliant service from Dan. I can’t wait to give this to my friend and I’ll certainly be making future purchases.
Ten out of ten!! 👏👏
There are some amazing things to buy on this store, it's my first go to for any presents that I know will guarantee a laugh, the emails I get from Dan make me laugh weekly. Well worth signing up to have a giggle when checking your emails at work! 100% 10 out of 10 for service and quality
Fast delivery. Great quality. Brilliant website.
Good quality. Great variety.
Excellent card. Super fast delivery too.
A great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !
Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎
The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!
Love the card, will be a real laughing point!
Great all round
This is a high quality candle with a great vanilla fragrance. The label is fun and subtle - ideal for those with a good sense of humour!
Good fun to make card opening more eventful - confetti is small - smaller than it looks in the picture