Collection: Rude Anniversary Cards and Gifts For Her
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Badge - Moist
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Sticker - Cock Spurt
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Large Candle - Bum Stuff
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Small Candle - Bum Stuff
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Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
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Framed Print - Let It Go
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Badge - In My Defence
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Magnet - Cock Spurt
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Fanny
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Sticker - CUNT
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Badge - Age
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
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Overview
Summary of what are rude anniversary cards and gifts for her
Rude anniversary cards and gifts for her are things you can give to your wife or girlfriend that make fun of her or insult her, in a loving way. You can use it to show her that you love her and want to have fun with her. You can also use it as an excuse to get the sort of treat you want.
Summary of when to give a rude card or gift
You should give her a funny card whenever there’s a suitable occasion, like an anniversary or Valentine’s Day. If you’re not sure which occasion that is, I’m sure she’ll be happy to remind you when it comes around.
Summary of how to choose something for her
Just think about the sort of thing she likes; if she enjoys making fun of you then she’ll probably like it if you do the same, but if she likes more subtle humour then maybe choose something that takes the mick in a gentle way.
So?
Have a look at one of our ‘rude’ products (see below) and read some of the reviews; you’ll get an idea from them about whether this sort of thing would work for your wife or girlfriend.
If not, just order something anyway and see what happens. If it doesn’t go well you can always blame me!
Why do women like receiving funny gifts?
princesses. Which I suppose is true really; I feel like I have to be careful what I say in case I upset someone (which is ironic considering what I do for a living).
I suppose this is because most men don’t like being teased by their partners so they assume women don’t either. But actually, in my experience anyway, women love being made fun of as long as it’s done in a loving way.
They seem to find it refreshing being able to properly let go and not have to worry about how they behave; they just want a bit of freedom without having to worry about what people think.