Embarrassing Stories

How to wash your balls in the sink at work

For the first time in this series of stories, this one is a little bit second hand, as it's not about my balls.   In this one, they were owned...

How to wash your balls in the sink at work

For the first time in this series of stories, this one is a little bit second hand, as it's not about my balls.   In this one, they were owned...

Why I shat in my shoe in Aldi car park

For this story to make sense I'll have to explain why I'm qualified for the sort of activity described below.  I have a condition called ulcerative colitis, which means that...

Why I shat in my shoe in Aldi car park

For this story to make sense I'll have to explain why I'm qualified for the sort of activity described below.  I have a condition called ulcerative colitis, which means that...

How I embarrassed the bank director

A few years ago I was working at a well-known bank, and my desk was placed between a friend of mine on one side, the and director of the entire...

How I embarrassed the bank director

A few years ago I was working at a well-known bank, and my desk was placed between a friend of mine on one side, the and director of the entire...

How I accidentally farted in an old woman's face

A couple of years ago I was there to return a pair of speakers I'd bought for £6.99 the week before.   Admittedly they were a bit cheap, but nonetheless...

How I accidentally farted in an old woman's face

A couple of years ago I was there to return a pair of speakers I'd bought for £6.99 the week before.   Admittedly they were a bit cheap, but nonetheless...